Scorpio Humor – Super Glue for Wound Care

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Scorpio – The Master of Relationships – At Least According to Me

People seem to enjoy my humor so I decided to include a little snippet each Monday. Most of this humor is based upon real life incidents with Linda and me but are slightly exaggerated. You may see a little of my Scorpio CType and Linda’s Sagittarius CType here. You may also see a little of your relationships in these little bites of levity. Enjoy and I hope these brighten your Monday’s in some small way.

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As a couple in a healthy relationship, there are certain shared responsibilities. I do the cooking in the Dibble house. BAM! I specialize in tasty, organic, simple dishes that my kids won’t eat. Vinnie doesn’t seem too thrilled with the cuisine either. Linda says she likes my cooking but I sometimes think that she just says that because bad food cooked by someone else is better than good food cooked by oneself. My specialty is steel cuts oats, brown rice and Big Mac casserole covered with a thick blue corn chip mushroom cream sauce and served with deep fried donut holes. Yummy.

Linda made me buy a new knife from the new knife store. It seems that my old knives had become dulled when I used them to cut through the neighbor’s retaining wall to reach the pipe I broke while lighting the barbecue. So, naturally, I was excited to try my new knife. Tearing open the package, I tried to remove the knife by its pointed tip, creating a small wound and a geyser of blood. I called Linda to help me. She ran over, took one look at the blood and had to go to her room to lay down for a day or two. A Nurse Nancy she isn’t. However she did leave me a tube of Super Glue, which I had been told was wonderful for closing wounds. Unfortunately, I Super Glued my right hand to my nose with the injured thumb cemented fast inside my right nostril. Worse yet, I Super Glued my left hand to Vinnie’s hind end and he has been somewhat unreasonable in his demands that I remove my hand post haste. The Internet says that Super Glue takes three days to wear off human skin. Linda says I can’t bring the dog into our bed. I’m not looking forward to sleeping in Vinnie’s bed.

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