Scorpio Humor – Hitting the Jackpot

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Scorpio – The Master of Relationships – At Least According to Me

People seem to enjoy my humor so I decided to include a little snippet each Monday. Most of this humor is based upon real life incidents with Linda and me but are slightly exaggerated. You may see a little of my Scorpio CType and Linda’s Sagittarius CType here. You may also see a little of your relationships in these little bites of levity. Enjoy and I hope these brighten your Monday’s in some small way.


Linda tells me that I’m gullible and should bounce things off he before making important decisions. That’s makes no sense. I’ve been making important decisions all my life. For example, It looks like we’re finally going to hit the jackpot. I got an email from a prince in Africa who is having trouble getting $46 million into the US. His secretary said that if he can use our bank accounts to get the money in to the US, he will split the money with us. We can really use the $28 million, our half of the fortune. My truck needs work and the tomato harvest from our garden was poor again this year. In any case, I sent Prince Mosambeak all the information he needs to be able to wire the funds into our bank accounts. Along with our credit card numbers to verify our credit rating, I included the whole family’s Social Security numbers, passwords, PIN numbers, and access to our online banking. He even requested the answer to my secret question, “Who shot Liberty Valance?” I like dealing with a detail oriented financial partner. You can’t be too careful these days when transferring large sums of money. I know Linda will be thrilled to hear that our financial future is now assured. Who says I can’t make important decisions!

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