Scorpio Humor – Cinco the Bird – Part II

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Scorpio – The Master of Relationships – At Least According to Me

Most people seem to enjoy my humor so I decided to include a little snippet each Monday. Most of this humor is based upon real life incidents with Linda and me but are slightly exaggerated. You may see a little of my Scorpio CType and Linda’s Sagittarius CType here. You may also see a little of your relationships in these little bites of levity. Enjoy and I hope these brighten your Monday’s in some small way.

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After Linda and my daughter Quinn conspired to get a bird, Cinco, we managed to pick out the only idiot from a cage full of geniuses.

Sub-Zero “the bird” (formerly Cinco, Uno & Zero) — The bird has been renamed based upon his IQ.  As the bird has lost IQ points, we have renamed him appropriately. Well, the bird has plummeted to a new low. It appears that the bird has fallen in love with its cage. If its not spraying birdseed all over the floor, screeching at the top of its lungs or depositing dropping where they are impossible to clean up, its making love to its cage. Sub-Zero makes weird sounds that can be heard throughout the house while in amorous acts. It’s unbelievable. Now that we know what he’s doing (yes, we’re quite sure now that Sub-Zero is a male), it’s difficult to ignore his weird little obsession. Besides, you would think he would be more discrete rather than broadcasting the event. And what do you say when someone asks, “What’s that bird doing?” I feint complete ignorance. “What bird?” There have to be a trillion birds on the planet and we end up with the one that should be wearing a trench coat. A frontal lobotomy may be our only fallback position–one for him and one for me.