Scorpio Humor – Buying Linda A New Computer

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Scorpio – The Master of Relationships – At Least According to Me

People seem to enjoy my humor so I decided to include a little snippet each Monday. Most of this humor is based upon real life incidents with Linda and me but are slightly exaggerated. You may see a little of my Scorpio CType and Linda’s Sagittarius CType here. You may also see a little of your relationships in these little bites of levity. Enjoy and I hope these brighten your Monday’s in some small way.


Linda’s computer is 47 years old, I think. It is a Mac with a 2 giggle hurts of computing power, three Meg Ryans of RAM pickup and an 80 Meg Ryan Rodeo drive. The letters on the keyboard are worn away, which accounts for a few of the errors we see with Linda’s hunt and peck typing technique. This means it is slow…ssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllloooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww. I decided it was time to upgrade Linda’s computer. I bought a slightly used super fast Addressbook Pro computer on Ebay for $22.00. I so love bargains.

When the computer arrived, it was slightly smaller than I had expected. The screen was only 2” x 2” and there didn’t seem to be any ports for things like USB, Fireants, or Ethernut. It did have a camera but the built in keyboard was so small that I had to use my thumbs to press the keys. One nice feature was that Linda could make a call right from her new computer, if she signs up for a one-year commitment with some phone company. We can even change the ring tones on the computer if we choose to. I especially like the train whistles.  If we want this computer to sleep, all we have to do is flip it closed. So handy and such an energy saver, too. I’m sure once Linda gets used to her new computer, she’s going to love it.

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